[Two thumps and Pidge is swiveling around to see what the quiznak that was. And guess what she stops paying attention to once she sees that Lance is getting all comfy on her damn bed.]

Hey!! What're you doing-- Holy crow, is that smell coming from your feet?!

[Usually this is the point where Rover swoops in to back her up, but this time he's distracted. Because Porygon just did a nifty foot spinning thing and he likes it and now he's busy chatting the other Pokémon up like no one else is around.

Clearly a trait he shares with his trainer.]

Lance, in case you hadn't noticed, we're not in a video game, and you're in my room, not yours!