[Because this isn't an emergency and he's genuinely worried she's going to have a bad reaction.]
[He takes a deep breath.]
I know. But it's something -- it's important and it's delicate...
[Which is exactly when Shiro's pokemon come back. Carrying handmade signs. Most of which are still dripping fingerpaints.]
[There are five of them. Kuro, Green, Yellow, Red and Haunter. Each of their signs has one word. Except the last one. It has an exclamation point. Put together, behind Shiro's back, the signs read, boldly:]
no subject
[He takes a deep breath.]
I know. But it's something -- it's important and it's delicate...
[Which is exactly when Shiro's pokemon come back. Carrying handmade signs. Most of which are still dripping fingerpaints.]
[There are five of them. Kuro, Green, Yellow, Red and Haunter. Each of their signs has one word. Except the last one. It has an exclamation point. Put together, behind Shiro's back, the signs read, boldly:]
HE'S DATING YOUR BROTHER !