Whatever, Pidge. Don't be jealous they got to swim all day and be safe and warm. Show me a fish that puts on a Vegas style show and then I'll believe you.

[Because he's eighteen and has only gotten a taste of sex twice in his entire life and he's already addicted?

Lance is halfway up the basement stairs when he begins laughing at her empty threat.]

Hey, I'm the one with the tickets and the money. You can try, but I'm sure they're gonna think you're some lost kid and turn you away to go get your parents.