[In return for that smack, Lance reaches out and slams Pidge with a noogie. Take that, shortstuff.]

You mean all those little kids Keith is bullying for their money under the guise of him "battling Pokemon".

[He actually uses air quotes here because Lance is having a hard time believing jacking preschoolers for Pokedollars actually counts as training.]

Someone's mom is gonna kick his ass one day and I want to be there to laugh until I cry about it.