[That makes her smirk a little, looking through the stack of shirts he's handed her as best she can. Ultimately she's going to have to put them down in order to get better looks at them all.]

Of course you don't. I don't think normal people are meant to think of themselves as being eye candy.

[Oh hey, this top isn't too bad. She holds it out at arm's length to examine it more.]

Is this party the reason you asked him to dye your hair?