[No, he really isn't, but since he hasn't known Pidge as long as she knows him, he thinks he can get away with it. Hunk is harder to fake the funk with, but Hunk's not here, is he? Lance can continue pretending things aren't just as weird with him as he's about to make them with Pidge.]

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure one of the fifty million cats in here would have batted it under the couch, never to be seen again.

[He shrugs and laughs his usual dumb laugh, thinking he looks more casual than he really is. His heart is thumping and Lance is pretty sure his shirt is start to show sweat stains. Chill out, bro. It's just a gift. If she hates it, it means you can just play it off as a troll gift. Right? right.]

I mean, if you wanna stand there like a doofus with an unwrapped gift, go right ahead, but I'm pretty sure gifts are made to be opened.