[The funk comment gets her to nudge him lightly with her elbow, snorting indelicately.] Uh-huh. Because I'm the kind of person who'd go all the way to the porch just for "fresh air."
[The real question is why is Lance with her? She's a total filthmonger. Except today she actually showered properly and used Lance's shampoo and everything. ]
Yes, Lance. I would love for you to take me to the fair today. [Her tone is light and teasing, but she still means every word. She got all dolled up for him and everything!]
So would you hurry up and open your present? Paper is biodegradable, you can just rip right through it!
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[The real question is why is Lance with her? She's a total filthmonger.
Except today she actually showered properly and used Lance's shampoo and everything.]Yes, Lance. I would love for you to take me to the fair today. [Her tone is light and teasing, but she still means every word. She got all dolled up for him and everything!]
So would you hurry up and open your present? Paper is biodegradable, you can just rip right through it!