Most people would open a window, but you live in the basement like a demon, so yeah, you'd have to come out here for fresh air.
[Lance nods at Pidge finally saying a particular word, like he wasn't just badgering her about it for the last two minutes and instead continues to pick at the wrapping's other corner.]
What do you take me for, some savage? Some ill-bred dog who doesn't take the time to savor the pleasures in life or the time to appreciate a kind gift? What if I ripped into it and accidentally ripped this precious loving gift?
[He gasps in realization, loudly enough to be obviously fake, turning to her with wide eyes and an open mouth.]
Is that what you did to my gift? Just tore into it like a starving wolf with a steak?
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[Lance nods at Pidge finally saying a particular word, like he wasn't just badgering her about it for the last two minutes and instead continues to pick at the wrapping's other corner.]
What do you take me for, some savage? Some ill-bred dog who doesn't take the time to savor the pleasures in life or the time to appreciate a kind gift? What if I ripped into it and accidentally ripped this precious loving gift?
[He gasps in realization, loudly enough to be obviously fake, turning to her with wide eyes and an open mouth.]
Is that what you did to my gift? Just tore into it like a starving wolf with a steak?