[Pidge really needs to react faster than that. Though considering Lance is the youngest of of five, the fact he is speedy is borne from trying to get something off the dinner table before it's all gone and trying to run from his older brothers when they felt particularly trolly. That practice is serving him well today.]
Says the chick who wants to hump my dried up dick.[He peers at his finger and frowns, acting as if there's something really on the tip, then reaches out towards her.] C'mere. I gotta wipe my finger.
[Because he's certainly not using his expensive silk shirt as a handkerchief!]
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Date: 2021-09-21 01:20 am (UTC)Says the chick who wants to hump my dried up dick.[He peers at his finger and frowns, acting as if there's something really on the tip, then reaches out towards her.] C'mere. I gotta wipe my finger.
[Because he's certainly not using his expensive silk shirt as a handkerchief!]