It's your boogers! Why are you afraid of your own boogers?

[The box of candy has been lying on Lance's lap all this time, but now he shoves it aside to chase after his girlfriend, gross finger still pointed her way. Because, as everybody knows in this house, what belongs to you, sticks to you. That includes Pokemon and snot alike.]

And that's no threat. We live in the same house and that would make things awkward and you don't do awkward.

[Also he still has a plan residing in his pocket that Lance wants to put into motion, so yeah, he's hoping the date continues.]