[That earns Shiro an odd look. Somewhere between surprised and utterly confused. Because honestly... in her caffeine-less daze she hadn't even considered that particular possibility.] You think the green tea isn't real??

[Pidge would be seconds away from just flopping over dramatically with a frustrated groan, but Shiro has a hold on her rat-nest hair (enjoy that, Shiro. she hasn't had hair this long in years for a reason). So she can't. But that groan comes out of her anyway, loud and drawn out.]

That's the worst alternative I've ever heard. I hate it. There has to be something else we can use.