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Hey, it's Pidge. Can't answer right now-- Rover quit it! --so leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can.
Rover, what did I say--?!?!

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» gift | /christens this phone post

[spacebaloney]

[On Pidge's pillow is a little cellophane bundle of peanut butter cookies tied with a ribbon and a tag someone thought was hilarious. There's nothing else giving away the gifter, but if she flips said tag to the other side, she'll see the logo for the coffee chain Starmiebucks which is one big fat clue because only one moron in this house slings lattes all day.]

OH SHIT <3

[pidge_out]

[Okay, super obvious gift, but that's actually really nice of him. :|

So Pidge will have to shoot him a text when she gets it. ...Even though he's probably home or something and she could technically say thanks in person.]

did you steal peanut butter cookies from work

[spacebaloney]

[She could, but they are kids of the new millennium. Why get up when you can just text?]

if you are going to accuse me of theft i want my lawyer

[pidge_out]

you know, whenever they say they want their lawyer, that just means they're guilty

[spacebaloney]

not true. all it means is i want to protect myself from midget accusers who can cost me my job because they think i stole cookies

[She's welcome to kick his ass for that, by the way.]

[pidge_out]

[And she totally will. When he least expects it.]

kinda not seeing a compelling alternative to prove your innocence, sharpshooter. you're sitting in the hotseat

[spacebaloney]

that's because you don't want to see even with glasses and all

and i'm actually standing so joke's on you

[pidge_out]

all right, so what's your version of the story? the cookies just happened to show up on my pillow?

[spacebaloney]

could have been a pokemon. you know shiro has a couple ghost ones that pop in and out of places

[pidge_out]

whoa, are you seriously accusing shiro of stealing cookies from your workplace?

[spacebaloney]

now you're putting words in my mouth. i never said shiro could be the perp. i'm telling him you think he's a thief

[pidge_out]

you're accusing his pokemon, which is an accusation of shiro by proxy

[spacebaloney]

now that's just horseshit, pidge. you know pokemon have a mind of their own

[pidge_out]

GASP you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[spacebaloney]

oh please i've heard you curse too
maybe i should let shiro know that you used some pretty choice words in altean the other day
do YOU kiss YOUR mother with THAT mouth 😜

[pidge_out]

oh no lance please don't tell shiro whatever will i do if he finds out about my terrible cursing habit

[If Lance can't tell she's being sarcastic, they can no longer be friends.]

i do and she taught me everything i know 😜

[spacebaloney]

[Oh he can tell and that's why he runs with it.]

he'd probably put you in the basement. that's where we keep the REAL keith

[pidge_out]

[High five, Garribro.]

omg i knew the whole "pre-Voltron" thing was a ruse. clone tech is totally a thing, after all

[spacebaloney]

i bet you twenty gac that basement keith is the one who doesn't have a stick up his ass and can actually take a joke 🤣

[pidge_out]

i bet you forty that being locked up made him go full galra

[spacebaloney]

full galra? why would it do that?

1/3

[pidge_out]

because h

[pidge_out]

[Oh. Oh shit, he doesn't know.]

DONE

[pidge_out]

nevermind

[spacebaloney]

no don't nevermind me. what were you gonna say, pidge?????