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Hey, it's Pidge. Can't answer right now-- Rover quit it! --so leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can.
Rover, what did I say--?!?!

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OH SHIT <3

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[Okay, super obvious gift, but that's actually really nice of him. :|

So Pidge will have to shoot him a text when she gets it. ...Even though he's probably home or something and she could technically say thanks in person.]

did you steal peanut butter cookies from work

[spacebaloney]

[She could, but they are kids of the new millennium. Why get up when you can just text?]

if you are going to accuse me of theft i want my lawyer

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you know, whenever they say they want their lawyer, that just means they're guilty

[spacebaloney]

not true. all it means is i want to protect myself from midget accusers who can cost me my job because they think i stole cookies

[She's welcome to kick his ass for that, by the way.]

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[And she totally will. When he least expects it.]

kinda not seeing a compelling alternative to prove your innocence, sharpshooter. you're sitting in the hotseat

[spacebaloney]

that's because you don't want to see even with glasses and all

and i'm actually standing so joke's on you

[pidge_out]

all right, so what's your version of the story? the cookies just happened to show up on my pillow?

[spacebaloney]

could have been a pokemon. you know shiro has a couple ghost ones that pop in and out of places

[pidge_out]

whoa, are you seriously accusing shiro of stealing cookies from your workplace?

[spacebaloney]

now you're putting words in my mouth. i never said shiro could be the perp. i'm telling him you think he's a thief

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you're accusing his pokemon, which is an accusation of shiro by proxy

[spacebaloney]

now that's just horseshit, pidge. you know pokemon have a mind of their own

[pidge_out]

GASP you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[spacebaloney]

oh please i've heard you curse too
maybe i should let shiro know that you used some pretty choice words in altean the other day
do YOU kiss YOUR mother with THAT mouth 😜

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oh no lance please don't tell shiro whatever will i do if he finds out about my terrible cursing habit

[If Lance can't tell she's being sarcastic, they can no longer be friends.]

i do and she taught me everything i know 😜

[spacebaloney]

[Oh he can tell and that's why he runs with it.]

he'd probably put you in the basement. that's where we keep the REAL keith

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[High five, Garribro.]

omg i knew the whole "pre-Voltron" thing was a ruse. clone tech is totally a thing, after all

[spacebaloney]

i bet you twenty gac that basement keith is the one who doesn't have a stick up his ass and can actually take a joke 🤣

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i bet you forty that being locked up made him go full galra

[spacebaloney]

full galra? why would it do that?

1/3

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because h

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[Oh. Oh shit, he doesn't know.]

DONE

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nevermind

[spacebaloney]

no don't nevermind me. what were you gonna say, pidge?????

[pidge_out]

nothing

it's just that
don't you think keith is pretty cat-like? the way the galra are? that's all i meant