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Hey, it's Pidge. Can't answer right now-- Rover quit it! --so leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can.
Rover, what did I say--?!?!

Comments

[spacebaloney]

that's because you don't want to see even with glasses and all

and i'm actually standing so joke's on you

[pidge_out]

all right, so what's your version of the story? the cookies just happened to show up on my pillow?

[spacebaloney]

could have been a pokemon. you know shiro has a couple ghost ones that pop in and out of places

[pidge_out]

whoa, are you seriously accusing shiro of stealing cookies from your workplace?

[spacebaloney]

now you're putting words in my mouth. i never said shiro could be the perp. i'm telling him you think he's a thief

[pidge_out]

you're accusing his pokemon, which is an accusation of shiro by proxy

[spacebaloney]

now that's just horseshit, pidge. you know pokemon have a mind of their own

[pidge_out]

GASP you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[spacebaloney]

oh please i've heard you curse too
maybe i should let shiro know that you used some pretty choice words in altean the other day
do YOU kiss YOUR mother with THAT mouth 😜

[pidge_out]

oh no lance please don't tell shiro whatever will i do if he finds out about my terrible cursing habit

[If Lance can't tell she's being sarcastic, they can no longer be friends.]

i do and she taught me everything i know 😜

[spacebaloney]

[Oh he can tell and that's why he runs with it.]

he'd probably put you in the basement. that's where we keep the REAL keith

[pidge_out]

[High five, Garribro.]

omg i knew the whole "pre-Voltron" thing was a ruse. clone tech is totally a thing, after all

[spacebaloney]

i bet you twenty gac that basement keith is the one who doesn't have a stick up his ass and can actually take a joke 🤣

[pidge_out]

i bet you forty that being locked up made him go full galra

[spacebaloney]

full galra? why would it do that?

1/3

[pidge_out]

because h

[pidge_out]

[Oh. Oh shit, he doesn't know.]

DONE

[pidge_out]

nevermind

[spacebaloney]

no don't nevermind me. what were you gonna say, pidge?????

[pidge_out]

nothing

it's just that
don't you think keith is pretty cat-like? the way the galra are? that's all i meant

[spacebaloney]

not really? i saw them as more asshole-like which i guess keith is...

[Be glad he's pretty slow to catch on sometimes.]

[pidge_out]

[So glad. So very glad. Pidge doesn't want to be the one responsible for destroying the space-time continuum.]

yeah, kinda the same thing there, see?

[spacebaloney]

[It's okay, Pidge. This place does a fine job of doing that all on its own.]

yeah, but regular non-basement keith is like that already. basement keith should be fun keith

[pidge_out]

that's true

but if he's overly "fun" in like a freaky clown way, i'm out

[spacebaloney]

i bet he's got balloon animals down there

and he's waiting for you. just waiting for shiro to hear you curse and put you down there with him to have lots of fun 🤡