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texts from the tire fire aka hospital room

[shiro2hero]

pidge

pidge ive got a great idea

shiro no

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shiro, you're still in the hospital

shiro YES

[shiro2hero]

thats why im trelling you

so you can tell everyone else

so

so listen its IMPORTANT VOLTRON BUSINESS

daaaaaaaaddd.....

[pidge_out]

shiro please go back to sleep

don't you Amanda Voice me

[shiro2hero]

LISTEN

i figured out
why alteans dont season food goo

i do what i want *pew pew!*

[pidge_out]

ok why not

1/2

[shiro2hero]

because then they wouldnt be altean theyd be

[shiro2hero]

salt-ean

[pidge_out]

i'm mad at you now

[shiro2hero]

wait what why???

[pidge_out]

because you just texted me a dad joke

texted it to me

when you should be sleeping

[shiro2hero]

pidge im not a dad

im not anyones dad

[pidge_out]

which makes it doubly weird

[Not really, Shiro's obviously Lion Dad]

but that was totally a dad joke

[shiro2hero]

i dont have any kids
how can i tell that kind of joke if i have no kids ???

[pidge_out]

idk
but you do definitely have a dad-like sense of humor

[shiro2hero]

but i dont have kids

wait wait

so





pidge oh my god

im a faux pas

[pidge_out]

you are, and i think your condition is worsening

[shiro2hero]

what ???

[pidge_out]

you're getting more dad-like by the second

[shiro2hero]

im not your dad

i dont like peas that much

[pidge_out]

true. he's way more embarrassing like that

i also didn't say that you're my dad, i said you're dad-like

L

[shiro2hero]

ok
Ok good


cause I wouldve
been a dad at TEN if you were my kid

M

[pidge_out]

you're like a second big brother to me

[shiro2hero]

so im

taller matt ???

[pidge_out]

[...]

[One day Pidge will track down someone who knows what they're doing to find a painkiller with less... side effects.]

yep.
taller, buffer matt.