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[shiro2hero]

Head's up:

Allura's father is here. He knows nothing about the war we're fighting or how bad things are with the Galra. Allura's asked me to keep it that way until she can tell him herself. So I'm passing it on to all for you.

... Additionally: he was the Red Paladin, so. That should probably say a lot about the guy. I think.

[pidge_out]

what? her father the KING?

are we at least allowed to ask him questions about voltron?

[shiro2hero]

Him exactly. Minus the beard.

Pretty sure we can. He's already been answering some of mine. Turns out? They had no idea the Lions could combine.

Makes me feel a little better about our, well. Everything.

[pidge_out]

wait, what?? but he built them. how is that a thing he didn't know could happen?

though i guess that does make me feel a lot better. maybe there are even some things that we could teach him

[shiro2hero]

From what he said, they've always all had minds of their own. He didn't know the Red Lion was going to choose him, either.

Well. I know there are things YOU could teach him.

[pidge_out]

that just makes me think of a whole bunch of other questions i need to ask. i'm guessing you guys didn't talk too much about the science of it all?

technically he's probably never met people from earth before, so really we could ALL teach him a thing or two

[shiro2hero]

What, and take the pleasure from you? Nah, you get to pick his brain yourself. ... but also, I guess, the Green Lion prefers female Paladins. You were set from the start.

You know what I mean, Pidge.

[pidge_out]

oh. really? [She's not entirely sure how she feels about that. Maybe just confusion. Is that how Coran figured out that she was a girl?] interesting

yeah i know, i know :) that'll be fun to do

[shiro2hero]

Yeah, really. And a thing for tech heads.



... uh.
Also ?


I guess Zarkon got... married???

[pidge_out]

huh








shiro why would you tell me something like that

[shiro2hero]

Because otherwise I am suffering this knowledge alone.

[pidge_out]

i

i don't want it

take it back

[shiro2hero]

Oops. No take backs.

[pidge_out]

you put it in my head and now it's going to evolve ridiculously



oh no what if he has KIDS

1/2

[shiro2hero]

Why is that such a bad thing

[shiro2hero]

NEVER MIND I FIGURED IT OUT

[pidge_out]

shiro you need to find a way to undo this damage

or i will continue to make it worse

[shiro2hero]

I DONT SEE HOw ?

[pidge_out]

my brain will find a way

life finds a way

[shiro2hero]

I was talking about

I dont see how I can

UNDO this.

[pidge_out]

zarkon's been alive for 10000 years

what if he's had 10000 kids

[shiro2hero]

Pidge

they're galra not beta fish

[pidge_out]

that's one kid a year shiro and if he's had a wife for 10000 years and he's truly evil then why would they only have had sex the one time? what if he cheated on her and slept with everyone all the time???

[shiro2hero]

Pidge I don't

Think babies work like that??

[pidge_out]

you're right. i don't know how the galra reproductive system works




and now i'm wondering how the galra reproduce. thanks for this, shiro