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Hey, it's Pidge. Sorry, can't answer right now, but go ahead and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can.

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if you're the only one doing the typing, then the capslock is still YOUR fault

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LANCE STARTED IT
BUT
OKAY
MAYBE
I TOOK IT OUT ON THE KEYBOARD

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saying lance started it is like saying stars exist

did you try double-tapping shift?

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YEAH WATER IS WET AND LANCE IS OBNOXIOUS

[ A moment later, though: ]

It worked! I didn't even think of that

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[... Keith, what...] dude did you not have a smart phone on earth?

[businessinfront]

Well yeah of course
But I didn't do a lot of texting

... pretty much none actually

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i guess we can help you work on that

you know you can text me whenever, right?

[businessinfront]

Really?
You always seem like you have important stuff to do

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i can multitask and i'm really trying to be better at being there for my friends, so text whenever

[businessinfront]

Thanks Pidge
That means a lot

I guess we could both work on being more approachable

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sure yeah i know. most people suck, so it's really hard

[businessinfront]

You can say that again
But you guys turned out to be kind of okay

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wow

that's super reassuring to hear

[businessinfront]

Yep that's me
The reassuring one

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you turned out to be not so bad either

[businessinfront]

wow
high Pidge praise

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the highest

you should be totally honored

[businessinfront]

I'll try not to let it go to my head

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good. the last thing anyone needs is one more person with a bloated ego

[Lance and Darin is already way too much.]

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speaking of people with bloated egos
Lance says there's a beach planet

did you know about this?

I guess Shiro wants to take the whole team

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oh, shiro said something about that. i thought he was only taking lance

[businessinfront]

nope
team bonding

stock up on sunscreen
we can't have two red paladins

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oh. great.

[Spoilers: It's not great. At all.]

do we even HAVE sunscreen here?

[businessinfront]

we can't be the only species that gets sunburns

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technically most animals that have skin sensitive to get sunburn don't spend any time in the sun. we're the weirdos of the animal kingdom.