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i do what i want *pew pew!*

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ok why not

1/2

[shiro2hero]

because then they wouldnt be altean theyd be

[shiro2hero]

salt-ean

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i'm mad at you now

[shiro2hero]

wait what why???

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because you just texted me a dad joke

texted it to me

when you should be sleeping

[shiro2hero]

pidge im not a dad

im not anyones dad

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which makes it doubly weird

[Not really, Shiro's obviously Lion Dad]

but that was totally a dad joke

[shiro2hero]

i dont have any kids
how can i tell that kind of joke if i have no kids ???

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idk
but you do definitely have a dad-like sense of humor

[shiro2hero]

but i dont have kids

wait wait

so





pidge oh my god

im a faux pas

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you are, and i think your condition is worsening

[shiro2hero]

what ???

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you're getting more dad-like by the second

[shiro2hero]

im not your dad

i dont like peas that much

[pidge_out]

true. he's way more embarrassing like that

i also didn't say that you're my dad, i said you're dad-like

L

[shiro2hero]

ok
Ok good


cause I wouldve
been a dad at TEN if you were my kid

M

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you're like a second big brother to me

[shiro2hero]

so im

taller matt ???

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[...]

[One day Pidge will track down someone who knows what they're doing to find a painkiller with less... side effects.]

yep.
taller, buffer matt.

[shiro2hero]

hah ha

when you find him
I'm going to tell him you said that

[pidge_out]

meh, i bet he wouldn't mind

[shiro2hero]

still funny

bet hed laugh

[pidge_out]

until he turned bright red, probably

[shiro2hero]

yeah

until then