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[the_tailor]

no I'm not! I mean, HIM? of all people????? to make me stop and go "oh hey he has pretty eyes and I can't stop thinking about them"???????????????

[pidge_out]

he's really not as bad as you keep thinking he is, lance

[the_tailor]

it's not that he's BAD or anything

it's just

I mean, LOOK at me and him

[pidge_out]

yeah, and? so what?

[the_tailor]

you're good at numbers

can't you figure out the odds of him ever thinking about *my* eyes like that

hint: it's in the negatives

[pidge_out]

maybe if you drop the annoying blustering around him and dance in private a few more times your odds will increase

just a guess

[the_tailor]

the dancing thing was a fluke

I don't even know why he agreed to it

[pidge_out]

well, maybe it's a good thing. you should probably be glad it happened at all

[the_tailor]

I guess......

[pidge_out]

and it's probably a good sign, too. if he's willing to dance with you, he clearly can't HATE you or anything

[the_tailor]

this still feels like it's going to lead to disaster

[pidge_out]

your alternative is to smash your own face in

[the_tailor]

my face is too pretty to do that

it'd be a crime against humanity

nay, not just humans but every race in the universe

[pidge_out]

lance you literally told me you'd rather do that than have a crush on him

[the_tailor]

I said I'd hit my head against a wall

not my face

[pidge_out]

head, face, whatever

either way, i think you should probably try the facing your feelings option

[the_tailor]

how would that not lead to total disaster?

[pidge_out]

idk dude that's just how it goes on tv

[the_tailor]

wow

well whatev like I said this isn't anything serious, passing fancy and all that

teenage hormones

it'll go away

[pidge_out]

look, i have exactly zero experience in this, movies and tv are my only frame of reference

what happens if it doesn't?

[the_tailor]

that isn't an option!

[pidge_out]

but it's a possibility, isn't it?