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Hey, it's Pidge. Sorry, can't answer right now, but go ahead and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can.

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[pidge_out]

you'll be fine, shiro. i wouldn't worry about it too much

[shiro2hero]

how come you're allowed to say that, but everyone always gets on my case for saying it?

[pidge_out]

well when you say it you're saying it to make us stop asking

[shiro2hero]

Not always!

[pidge_out]

9/10

[shiro2hero]

Is that an estimate, or are you actually keeping track?

[pidge_out]

it's a calculation of a statistic

[shiro2hero]

I'm concerned you're keeping statistics on me.

[pidge_out]

i keep statistics on everyone

[shiro2hero]

That's



That's actually more comforting.

[pidge_out]

well it would be more accurate to say that i keep an updated database on everyone so that i can make assessments on situations based on what i know about our team's capabilities

that's all

[shiro2hero]

Still way way more reassuring than you just having random data on people.

[pidge_out]

information is always helpful

[Including information on minor acquaintances.]

[shiro2hero]

Then I'll trust you're using it responsibly.

[pidge_out]

always

only for the greater good

[shiro2hero]

Now you sound like a superhero.

[pidge_out]

you're right

so it'd probably sound better coming from you, not me

[shiro2hero]

What, why?

[pidge_out]

you kind of have the noble superhero look down, shiro

[shiro2hero]

I... don't really think that's even remotely true.

[pidge_out]

[...Seriously, Shiro. Seriously.]

you've seen what a comic book superhero looks like, right?

[shiro2hero]

A lot of spandex?

[pidge_out]

ok, besides the spandex

[shiro2hero]

Dead girlfriends and/or boyfriends and/or parents?