[Kuro the Aggron isn't helping with gestures. He's just here for moral support. Looking at his trainer, then at Pidge. And back again. Seriously, dude. You can say this to Lance and Keith but not her?]
[Literally every pokemon gathered at the porch looks like they want to simultaneously strangle him. Including Haunter the Gengar. Who is standing in the doorway, blocking its trainer's path.]
[Something else has attracted the attention of the pokemon. The big ones anyway. Most of them, except for Blue, duck off the porch and around the side of the house.]
[Over where Haunter can be heard yammering away -- "Gen! Gen gen!"]
[Pidge's eyes dart momentarily toward the commotion amongst Shiro's Pokémon, but then settle right back on Shiro. She's naturally curious, but this... awkward talk seems to be very important to Shiro.]
[She's going to let her head tilt a little more to the side and work those big puppy eyes the best way she knows how. Matt's nearly immune to them, but they still work on her dad after all these years, so Pidge is banking that they'll work on Shiro.]
[Because this isn't an emergency and he's genuinely worried she's going to have a bad reaction.]
[He takes a deep breath.]
I know. But it's something -- it's important and it's delicate...
[Which is exactly when Shiro's pokemon come back. Carrying handmade signs. Most of which are still dripping fingerpaints.]
[There are five of them. Kuro, Green, Yellow, Red and Haunter. Each of their signs has one word. Except the last one. It has an exclamation point. Put together, behind Shiro's back, the signs read, boldly:]
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And... more than friendships.
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... Okay?
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Is happening. Here. In this timeline.
[The pokemon have not stopped. Green has been attracted, now, peering over the top of Kuro's head.]
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Right. People becoming friends and stuff.
[Right, Shiro? Friends!]
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I mean more than friends.
[Oh boy. Now there's a Marowak peering up onto the porch too. Clearly, everyone wants to hear this information.
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[She tilts her head the other way this time. Keeping her face just as blank and innocent.
Honestly Pidge is kind of excited to see how many of Shiro's Pokémon will come wandering up to see what's going on.]
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Good talk, Pidge!
[Oh my god, Shiro.]
[Literally every pokemon gathered at the porch looks like they want to simultaneously strangle him. Including Haunter the Gengar. Who is standing in the doorway, blocking its trainer's path.]
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...Shiro, is that really all you called me out here to tell me.
[Because SHE SURE AS FUCK KNOWS IT ISN'T.]
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[His pokemon nod.]
[Several times.]
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Sometimes, the people you knew on a tiny spaceship were the person you wanted to be closer to all along?
[Haunter looks sidelong at Pidge, shaking its whole... self. It's so ashamed of its trainer right now.]
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Shiro, I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.
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I thought that one was clearer.
[This just makes Blue and Red step up their hand motion game.]
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It was grammatically incorrect, so it was just confusing.
[Does pointing that out make it too obvious that Pidge is getting into trolling territory? She hopes not.]
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[It was perfectly clear to him!]
[Haunter sighs. Kuro sighs. The ghost actually vanishes for a minute.]
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Maybe she should kick this up a notch.]
Well... I guess you were already pretty close to my dad.
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[Something else has attracted the attention of the pokemon. The big ones anyway. Most of them, except for Blue, duck off the porch and around the side of the house.]
[Over where Haunter can be heard yammering away -- "Gen! Gen gen!"]
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Oh right. So then you mean Matt.
Were you guys not friends before?
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[He does not.]
No, I mean. We knew each other. But we didn't... know each other.
[Blue sort of melts.]
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... "Know each other"..?
[She echoes his own words back at him the way a confused little kid might. Please, do continue to attempt to explain the birds and the bees, Shiro.]
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[Don't look at him with that face. Don't make him do this. Pidge you're smarter than this.]
[Blue makes strangling motions.]
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That's... really not an answer, Pidge.
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You're being... pretty vague, Shiro.
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[He takes a deep breath.]
I know. But it's something -- it's important and it's delicate...
[Which is exactly when Shiro's pokemon come back. Carrying handmade signs. Most of which are still dripping fingerpaints.]
[There are five of them. Kuro, Green, Yellow, Red and Haunter. Each of their signs has one word. Except the last one. It has an exclamation point. Put together, behind Shiro's back, the signs read, boldly:]
HE'S DATING YOUR BROTHER !
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