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Hey, it's Pidge. Can't answer right now-- Rover quit it! --so leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can.
Rover, what did I say--?!?!

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[You get a pass for that noogie today, Lance. The attempt to swat him away and get him to stop is barely even half-assed and is totally thwarted by a smile.]

Or all the kids he's been fighting are gonna gang up on him and get their revenge. Which would also be really funny to watch. [Sorry Keith. No offense.]

Why is that even a thing? Getting money from the loser? It sounds messed up.

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Man, I sure hope that happens. Do you know how much dough we could make off of selling tickets watching Keith get mobbed by a bunch of crumbsnatchers?

[Lance is pretty sure that whenever they get back to Earth, he could set up a worldwide feed of his niece and nephew tackling Mullet Boy. He won't even need to share the financial proceeds, just give the kids some candy and they'll be satisfied.]

It sounds kind of like gambling? Or like cockfighting, only there's no blood, no one dies, no chickens, and it's legal. Plus the Pokemon enjoy it.

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[Pidge snorts, amused by the thought.] Well technically we'd probably only get anything out of it if Keith decides not to fight back. And honestly? I have no idea where he'd draw the line on that.

[But whatever. Pidge figures that so long as Shiro doesn't catch them in the act and start lecturing them, it would still be worth a shot.]

That's what I think, too. But Rover keeps trying to fight all of Shiro's bigger Pokémon, so I'm really gonna have to let him go fight outside.

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[Lance stop mid-stride to the front door and grimaces. There goes that bit of fun.]

Crap, you're right. Keith would probably take them on like they were grown adults. Let's abort that plan.

[Shiro can't watch them all 24/7. Imagine the shenanigans they can get up to here now that they aren't stuck in the Castle.]

Maybe he can fight Kaltenecker? She always wants to fight too so maybe they can tire each other out. Loser buys lunch?

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[Pidge just nods sagely. She can already imagine Keith throwing small children off of him in every direction. Which would then probably get a bunch of angry parents on his case. Which would earn Pidge and Lance a lecture. Which just means that all the fun got sucked out of that plan.

Keith VS Kaltenecker, on the other hand...]

Huh. We could probably throw Rover in there, too. He keeps trying to fight everything three times his size anyway.