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Hey, it's Pidge. Can't answer right now-- Rover quit it! --so leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can.
Rover, what did I say--?!?!

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[marmoron]

[Mistrust. Rising.]

i don't know and i don't want to know what word associations come to mind with your sex life
and it's because he made me the poster boy of cluelessness, ok?

[AFTER HE HELPED LANCE FIND HIS DAMN ENGAGEMENT RING, TOO!!!]

[pidge_out]

[You should always trust your local Pidgeon, Keith. Always.] ok and how did he do that? [Let's hear it from your own mouth (so to speak), fearless leader~]

[marmoron]

cuz he was talking about people who needed help on valentine's day and showed a picture of my face on the screen that's how


[GRUMP.]

[pidge_out]

[Sorry, Keith. But she's giggling. Because it was funny.]

dude
don't even start trying to deny that you're not good at this stuff
we both suck at it

[marmoron]

i don't see you getting called out

[He's not miffed at all. Really. After a couple of seconds, she'll get another message.]

and i wasn't going to deny it
just didn't want attention drawn to it either
nervous enough about valentine's as is without lance's help

[pidge_out]

i must be getting a pass for being his girlfriend

[ But speaking of Valentine's and special plans.... ]

i'm sure you are.
since you're going out with the Princess and all

[ NOT THAT HE TOLD HER OR ANYTHING.... ]

[marmoron]

[Good thing this is all text because otherwise he might've grumped about ring shopping also qualifying as a pass. Or at least that it SHOULD qualify as a pass. This one is not salty at all or anything...]

exactly
the pressure around valentine's is bad enough
it just has to be ten times worse when your date is a literal princess








wait..
did i tell you about that?

[pidge_out]

oh i don't know keith did you?

[marmoron]

well i meant to so there's that.
how'd you find out?

[pidge_out]

that's completely not the same thing i helped allura do some shopping and she told me that you've been going out for plural months [PLURAL MONTHS, KEITH.]

[marmoron]

we've been going out for a month and a week or so!
how is that plural months?

[Evidently this is the hill Keith is choosing to die on...]

[pidge_out]

it's more than one, keith [Pidge is clearly happy to help with that.]

[marmoron]

[There's this entire argument he could make about how the passage of tiem in months isn't typically counted in units other than whole numbers but that would, in fact, take effort to type and he's not all that interested in giving himself carpal tunnel here. SO.]

point being i would have told you earlier
guess i just kinda forgot

[pidge_out]

[SHE IS PREPARED TO FURTHER ARGUE HER POINT... But Keith conceding from the argument entirely is good enough for now.]

ok fine. apology accepted.

she seems really happy, btw.

[marmoron]

[Oh. Well that makes him smile.]

good. i hope she is
she deserves to be happy

[pidge_out]

so do you, dude and you guys are a good match. i'm glad things worked out